Friday, 31 October 2008

Bigamy for Dummies

1) Marry two or more people of either gender.
2) Impregnate those capable of it.
3) Blatantly shag anyone else who is interested.
4) Should both/all your spouses meet and realise the situation, simply resolve the dispute with a drawn out protracted fart.
5) Repeat step 4 as necessary.

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