The Sims

Talking about the Sims with Will, and we remembered the good times you could have with the game.

1) Filling a house with 8 bisexual people in various relationships with each other and watching them cry and shout at each other.
2) Walling people up with food but no toilet.
3) Making people swim and then taking the ladders away.
4) Creating a house that hovered by building it on pillars and then removing them.
5) Using the money cheat and making an enormous house with one slobby guy who would watch TV all day.

Quite how they expect to make a film about the Sims is an interesting question, but since it's going to be produced by the guy who did Norbit and Eragon, it's not really worth worrying about as it'll be shit and disappear without a trace.

Also the first Spore expansion pack has been announced, showing that there'll probably be the same flood of expansions that the Sims series has had.