Shit-kicking

Got into the Discovery this morning to be greeted with a pungent stench of well...shit. Didn't have time to look at it properly and drove to work. When I sat at my desk, realised my left shoe had a lump of presumably greyhound shit on it. Worse, it had dried on and proved near impossible to remove. Getting into the car in the evening, I discovered more dried shit on the clutch pedal.

Bah.