Test Drive Wisdom

Things I have learnt about Hawaii.

1) In Hawaii, all high powered sports cars are indestructible, do not need maintenance and never run out of fuel.

2) You can test drive any car you desire, including unique prototypes, even when wearing shorts, flip flops and a tank top.

3) On a test drive, you will be accompanied by a woman, who will remain completely unphased by being driven into walls, other cars, or the sea.

4) Hitch-hikers are very ungrateful, demanding to be driven to their destinations at 100mph+ and will get out and walk if you drive too slowly.

5) Women go shopping and become tired when trying to carry their goods home and so try to scrounge a lift. However they will often only accept a lift in one particular car, such as a Jaguar E-type. Also, like hitch-hikers, they demand high-speed journeys.

6) The police will fine you for any collisions, but you will never be arrested or jailed.

However, there's something to be said for blasting down a long, straight road in a McLaren F1 at 200mph with Ride of the Valkyries blasting out the stereo.

I haven't played Viva Pinata yet. However I did come across some old Lego men in a drawer which prompted some experimentation.